Hey girl!!!
Its been forever, theformer bullybegan.
Im getting married, and I totally want you to play violin for my ceremony in October.
Rather bold of you to assume that Id gift you a $2,500 service.
You bullied me relentlessly in middle school for being in [the] orchestra.
My portfolio dates back to age 12.
Ive been in the wedding industry for 19 years.
Hey girl!!!
Im getting married, and Itotallywant you to play violin for my ceremony.
I really want violin music for my big day and its not difficult music I want, either.
I want to be friends with you and leave the past behind us, thechildhood bullyinsisted.
I already have friends, thanks.
I dont have time to entertain your ignorance, she responded.
What I offer is labeled as a luxury service.
That, my dear, is why people choose me.
So, are you available on October 3rd?
AND youll get major exposure because my guest list is 300 people!
My former bully is getting married on Mean Girls Day??
I have to decline your $1,000 offer and also refuse to work for exposure.
Charge your 300 guests a $5 entertainment fee, and youll have my music services covered.
Assuming you realize the entertainment suggestion is a joke, the answer is obviously still no.
In the words of Phoebe Buffay, I wish I could, but I dont want to.'
Im devastated.
Her interest in Tiffanys music had also suddenly vanished.
Well well well, whos the mean girl now, b**ch?!
Go cry about not being able to pay your bills because youre too greedy.
Besides, youre not even worth it and you suck!
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