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Ever heard that saying, Revenge is a dish best served cold?
Well, sometimes its served with a side ofspaghettiBolognese.
But then, disaster struck, in the form of a desperate classmate.
Youd think, red flag, right?
Spoiler alert: everything!
The night before the submission deadline, Miss Procrastination called again.
She was in need of a proofreader.
Seems innocent enough, right?
Miss Procrastination wasnt looking for inspiration.
She was straight-up stealing the whole thing.
And by not-so-scientific, we mean vulgarities.
Yep, thats rightsuddenly, instead of scientific jargon, this plagiarized report was littered with obscenities.
And that was just the warm-up.
Next up: the methodology.
you could just picture the professor reading that and wondering why physics now involves simmering tomatoes and browning beef.
But wait, theres more!
Instead, the OP threw in some football box scores from that weekends games.
Oh, and the references?
Forget scholarly articlesMiss Procrastinations report was now proudly citing the likes of Weasley, Dumbledore and Grindlewald.
Honestly, were surprised Voldemort didnt get a mention.
Bold move, right?
The OP sent off this monstrosity to Miss Procrastination and waited for the inevitable angry phone call.
Youd think anyone submitting a report would, you know, read it first.
But no, this report thief, in her infinite wisdom, submitted the report as-is.
Miss Procrastination called back, absolutely livid.
Turns out she was called into a faculty meeting for academic misconduct.
You cant make this stuff up.
Miss Procrastination didnt just fail the module, she was on the verge of expulsion.
Yep, five years later, its still being shown to warn against the dangers of plagiarism.
Plus, being familiar with each students normal writing can make it easier to notice when something seems off.
She told us that seeing that kind of unrelated material in an academic paper is definitely unusual.
Id be quite surprised to see such content in an academic report, to say the least!
My first step would be to meet with thestudentto determine if it was a mistake or intentional.
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