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Have you ever heard of a restraining order against a donkey?
Yup, you read that right.
You cant make this stuff up.
This isnt your run-of-the-mill HOA story where they complain about lawn lengths and mailbox colors.
Instead, theyve put all their energy into managing agolfcourse and making life miserable for everyone around them.
Youd think thedonkeywas throwing wild parties every night from the way they reacted.
So, their latest brilliant idea?
They even went so far as to ask a judge for a restraining order against the poor donkey.
How often do donkeys bray?
Luckily, the judge dismissed this ridiculous claim as the OP relies on her donkey heavily.
Theres even an EPA paper detailing their sewage-dumping shenanigans.
Usually they do so with threats, I am the first to stand up to it.
Their main job is supposed to be maintaining the sewage systems.
Some of those homes, of course, are rentals by board members, the OP explained.
We asked the OP how this association gets their funding.
She said that They get most of theirrevenuefrom our property taxes.
Theyre getting ready to charge all properties another two million due to the dumping in the lake.
We wanted to know why this so-called HOA asked for a restraining order against her donkey.
The OP told us that They think my donkey barely braying is a nuisance.
I need her here with me, not in Walmart.
She said that The improvement district hates that I walk my donkey topless.
Theyre bothered because theyre sexist.
I am the reason it is legal here, county and city-wide, for women to be topless.
Its a fitting tribute to the pile of… well, you get the picture.
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