Its a PSA and its no joke, Christina toldPeopleon Saturday (September 7).
It was written with sarcasm and relief, but its real.
It was done in four sentences because I refused to spend another dollar on that woman.
Christina penned the ruthless obituary, which went viralfor its strikingly raw and candid description of her mother.
It further noted: Florence did not want an obituary or anyone including family to know she died.
So, this isnt so much an obituary but more of a public service announcement.
And if anyone needs help writing a PSA, let me know.
Wild Bill, who died last year, was a recurring character on the show.
Not just once but twice that we know of.
I did check with my cousin before posting this.
Frieda Claxton is a one-off character inThe Golden Girls, portrayed by the late Nan Martin.
She was a neighbor of the ladies, and she was notorious for her nastiness.
I think some of the stuff you do is illegal.
Im looking into it, insulting Blanche Devereauxs promiscuity.
She reportedly Googled her mothers name, and a death notice from a crematorium popped up.
And shes like, I dont know.
After some digging, I discovered it was her.
Christina admitted: I still cant drive over a bridge without getting an anxiety attack.
She toldPeople: It felt cathartic to write it out.
It was like, hold my beer.
Before submitting her unique send-off, Christina ran it by her aunt for approval.
Christina did not hear back for more than 24 hours.
Eventually, her aunt replied, informing her that she had made a typo.
Christina explained: She pointed out, Its destruction, not distraction.
She concluded: I think my Uncle Bill would have gotten a chuckle out of it.
Some people get the send-off they deserve, a reader commented
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