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Bodies are incredible things.
Still, humans have been fascinated for millennia with one particular aspect of human biology: farts.
According to OP, the offending table was rowdy, and gave their server a hard time.
After a while, the same server came over to take OP and his friends drinks order.
A bit later, there was a commotion at the obnoxious table.
This was too much for the birthday boy, who was getting really angry at this stage.
The friend quickly explained that he had to pass wind.
OP, being on the same wavelength, smiled and added that he did too.
The two guys quickly agreed on theircunningstrategy: to crop dust the table of obnoxious guys.
Then OP did his thing, coming face to face with his friend around the corner.
This time the offending table was thrown into turmoil, with fingers pointing in every direction.
Its certainly not the first nor last time this kind of behavior has gone down.
After all, farting and fart jokes occupy their own niche in popularcomedy.
It comes from the Latin word meaning the act of blowing.
According to Wood, everybody farts, adults about 14 times a day.
Ninety-nine percentof what constitutes a toot has no smell at all, Wood adds.
Its made up of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methaneall of which are odorless.
Weve all heard stories, or seen YouTube videos, of people lighting a fart on fire.
And yes, its true that a lit flame and a gaseous toot can make for an explosive combination.
If that isnt your thing, there are violet, rose, and gingervarieties, too.
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