Never once picked up a t*rd.
I confronted her multiple times, and she was insistent that it wasnt her dog.
Like, I live on a corner lot, with a dirt alley behind me.
Youre my only neighbor.
The last time I knocked on her door she threatened to mace me.
I misted her windshield, then took handfuls of dust and sprinkled it over it.
With her windshield so dusty, she couldnt see the surprise Id left her.
The wipers made an absolute mess on her windshield.
Dog cr*p smeared everywhere.
The washer fluid made it worse.
Then the smell hit her.
She jumped out of the car and puked all over her driveway.
Put it on her porch.
Later that day she came home from work, picked up the paper, and carried it inside.
Few minutes later, I hear more puking noises from my porch.
She walks her dog with a leash now.
I wish I could say she picks up after him, but she doesnt.
Just avoids my yard like the plague.
Cant win them all I guess.
TL;DR: Lady let her dog poop in my yard.
Returned to sender in glorious fashion.
Setting that aside, its also the most normal part of being a good neighbor.
The owner is responsible.
After all, the aforementioned laws dont penalize a dog for having bowel movements,everyone has them.
Instead, the owner is penalized for not picking up.
However, documenting the womans actions and then going to the police would be a long and arduous process.
This is perhaps why there are many, similar examples across the internet, of people planning some qualityrevenge.
If the woman started using a leash, then she probably did understand the error of her ways.
Using the literal excrement her dog left is just hammering the point home.
There is always the risk that she takes some revenge in the future.
She is not at all in the right, which she must know if she stopped.
Unfortunately, there is rarely anything that can be done to truly changeentitled peoplesminds until they actually see consequences.
However, this does reinforce the mans methods as effective.
Netizens applauded his methods
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